You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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