Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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