wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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