spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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