I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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