Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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