Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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