Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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