You're so nebulous sometimes
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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