Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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