I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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