If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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