we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
did you just send me my own nude
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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