You just made me feel so damn special
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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