I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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