So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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