Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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