tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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