You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
