HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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