sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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