I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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