question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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