You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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