your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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