i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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