Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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