no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
worst night to have a conscience
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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