Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water