Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet