love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
