So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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