I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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