Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.