I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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