Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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