we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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