Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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