Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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