Don't you send me to vm
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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