He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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