hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you win again, gameday.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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