did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think people are normalizing furries
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
