Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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