the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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