she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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