My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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