My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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