Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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