i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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