Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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