420 ftw
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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