TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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