Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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