You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
