dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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