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Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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